Why Do People Do That To Babies?

Why do people put turbans on their babies? Have you seen those things? They make the babies look like old women! When those babies grow up they are going to be angry when they see  pictures of themselves in those horrible looking crocheted turbans with matching ugly dresses! Please don't do that to your baby! 

Why Do People Like Bad Things?

Why do people hit "Like" for things on Facebook that aren't likable? If your dog dies and you post it on Facebook, people should not hit "Like". That's like saying you like that the dog died. Or if someone posts a news article about a bad traffic accident and someone hits "Like", that's like saying that they like that there was an accident. I don't get it. Only say you like it if you really like it. 

Why Do People Look At Your Stuff?

Why do people that work as cashiers and baggers at grocery stores inspect and make comments about your purchases? Have you ever experienced this? I'm sure I can't be the only one. AND I've experienced this on more than one occasion. "Ah this looks yummy." (You think I'm gonna buy something that looks unappetizing?)  "I've never used this before. This looks handy".  (Yea, me neither. Now put it in the bag.)  What if you buy something personal?  Are they going to talk about that too?  "Hey Cindy! Check out these super extra absorbent tampons! - Do these work well for you?" Most people don't really like taking time out of their day to go to the grocery store anyway. The last thing they want to do is waste more time while some stranger makes comments about every single item in your cart. So annoying! 

Why Do People Act Shocked at 50?

Why do people have that disgusted look on their faces like they are shocked and appalled at the sex scenes in "50 Shades of Grey?"  Come on now, if you didn't think you were going to see sex in this movie, you are delusional. What did you think the movie was about? Grey cats? Old people? Coloring? Painting? If you read the book or even a few pages of the book you knew what it was about. If you didn't read the book, you surely saw previews for the movie. Did you go to the movie just so you could act disgusted? My advise is that if it bothered you, don't see the other two.

Why do people share Facebook pages with their spouse?

If you have a Facebook page, it should be yours and yours alone. You and your spouse are not one person. As your Facebook friend, if you share your page with your spouse, I am not going to wish you Happy Birthday. How do I know who's birthday it is? Twice a year your Facebook page will tell me it's your birthday. But is it really your birthday? It could be your husband's birthday. I will feel silly if I wish you Happy Birthday and it's really your husband's birthday. If I want to leave you a message, does your husband have to read it? Do you share a brain? I don't get it. 

Why do people hate Seinfeld?

I really like Seinfeld. It makes me laugh. I can watch every episode 4 times (I think I have) and still laugh. Obviously some people do like it. It's been on forever. It's like Andy Griffith. I think my grandchildren will watch Seinfeld. Just so you know, I don't have any grandchildren yet. That's how long I think Seinfeld will be on. My children don't like Seinfeld. Years ago when I would watch Seinfeld, every time my children would catch me watching it, they would say, "Why do you watch that? It's not even funny!"  I think it is funny. My daughter even mimics him. I just don't understand it. 

Why Do People Come To The Door With No Pants on?

So, I had a hair appointment on one of those super sub zero, extremely cold days. It was so cold that we didn't have school for three days. I go out to start my car to get to my hair appointment and my car wouldn't start.  I go next door to ask my next door neighbor if he could possibly give me a jump start. I realize they are older, but they are very capable (I thought). I have an 84 year old father that's very capable and he would have no problem giving someone a jump start. Anyway, I go to the door and knock. The wife comes to the door with NO PANTS ON. I blurt out something about giving me a jump and she's responding back something about her husband's low blood sugar. The entire time we are standing at the door talking in sub zero weather, she is standing in front of me with no pants on. I was so distracted by her bare legs standing in front of me in sub zero weather that I couldn't focus on our conversation! My advise is - if you have no pants on, don't answer the door!

Why Do People Think We Want To See Snow?

Why do people insist on showing us pictures of the snow in their yard, the snowmen they are building, their snow covered decks, etc??? We live in Chicago.  Unfortunately, we know what snow looks like. Every year when we get snow dumped on us, it looks the same. It's cold, it's wet, it's miserable! Everyone complains about the snow, yet they keep taking pictures of the snow to show everyone and say, "look at the snow!"  If I want to see the snow, I will look out my window. But I don't want to see the snow. I want to see myself on a beach in the sun. Oh and by the way, you people that are on the beach in the nice warm sun, I don't want to see your pictures either, showing me what I'm missing!